Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.

To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

After that demonstration everybody was thinking, what's going to happen to these wonderful men who have been so useful to us? We have to give people something to do with life.

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

Anyone unable to understand how useful religion can be founded on lies will not understand this book either.

The highest possible form of treason is to say that Americans aren’t loved wherever they go, whatever they do.