One thing I hate about school committees today is that they cut arts programs out of the curriculum because they say the arts aren't a way to make a living.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

As in my other works of fiction: All persons living and dead are purely coincidental, and should not be construed. No names have been changed to protect the innocent. Angels protect the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Life is no way to treat an animal.

I keep losing and regaining my equilibrium, which is the basic plot of all popular fiction. And I myself am a work of fiction.

Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.