A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees.

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding.

Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.

What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.

I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.

The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.

I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.