There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is: He eats dates from the calendar and drinks from the springs of the bed.
Kurt VonnegutTake it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as Iโve said before, bugs in amber.
Kurt VonnegutMontana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
Kurt VonnegutThe biggest truth to face now - what is probably making me unfunny now for the remainder of my life - is that I don't think people give a damn whether the planet goes or not. It seems to me as if everyone is living as members of Alcoholics Anonymous do, day by day. And a few more days will be enough. I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.
Kurt Vonnegut