Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.

I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical, write about at least one person to whom the audience is bound to feel inferior, and no fair having human problems solved by dumb luck or heavenly intervention.

"Self-taught, are you?" Julian Castle asked Newt. "Isn't everybody?" Newt inquired. "Very good answer." Castle was respectful.

Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.