What memories for mud to have.

all that has changed, in my opinion, is that, thanks to television, we can hide a great depression. we may even be hiding a third world war

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.

I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.

The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn't want to be used by anybody.

I've been living alone for so long, everything about me’s private. I’m surprised anyone’s able to understand a word I say.