There are lots of things worth doing that are no way to make a living. They are agreeable ways to make a more agreeable life.

I go on many thrilling adventures and wondrous, profound escapades through books.

All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.

We'd all do well to start over again, preferably with kindergarten.

You become who you pretend to be.

The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there.

I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee. I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.