Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.
The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you?
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.