You know, I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them.

It goes against the American storytelling grain to have someone in a situation he can't get out of, but I think this is very usual in life.

profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.

Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.

Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple.

To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler. What can be said to our young people, now that psychopathic personalities, which is to say persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame, have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations, and made it all their own?