Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale".

I love cell phones. I see people so happy and proud, walking around. Gesturing, you know. I'm like Karl Marx, I'm up for anything that makes people happy.

One of the main effects of war, after all, is that people are discouraged from being characters.

I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.

I go on many thrilling adventures and wondrous, profound escapades through books.

I wish we had all been born birds instead.