If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who.
Kurt VonnegutEvery passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules โ and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt VonnegutJust because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.
Kurt VonnegutMy ancient history teacher, Millie Lloyd, should have worn a medal for her performance at the battle of Thermopylae. She was excited and we were excited.
Kurt Vonnegutthe late twentieth century will go down in history, i'm sure, as an era of pharmaceutical buffoonery.
Kurt Vonnegut