That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.

The highest possible form of treason is to say that Americans aren’t loved wherever they go, whatever they do.

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

I'm odd, I know,' he said. 'It's fear of myself that's made me odd.

The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.

Of course I love you, So let's have a kid. Who will say exactly What its parents did; "Of course I love you, So let's have a kid. Who will say exactly What its parents did; 'Of course I love you, So let's have a kid Who will say exactly What its parents did -'" Et cetera. -NOBLE CLAGGETT (1947-1966)

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.