Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

... humanity deserved to die horribly, since it had behaved so cruelly and wastefully on a planet so sweet.

The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable.

Terry Southern is the illegitimate son of Mack Sennett and Edna Saint Vincent Millay.

Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.