Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.

Don't put one foot in your job and the other in your dream, Ed. Go ahead and quit, or resign yourself to this life. It's just too much of a temptation for fate to split you right up the middle before you've made up your mind which way to go.

Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.

If I am ever put to death on the hook, expect a very human performance.