Laughter or crying is what a human being does when there's nothing else he can do.

Some persons seem to like you, and others seem to hate you, and you must wonder why. They are simply liking machines and hating machines.

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.

Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

. . . but the Universe is an awfully big place. There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree.

We were all gun nuts and they were called varmints, crows were, because they ate grain and so did we.

People like to feel entitled, whether they're actually entitled or not.