Laughter or crying is what a human being does when there's nothing else he can do.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

American Rifleman and Field & Stream had ads for "varmint guns." Another varmint was a ground hog because a horse would be going along and he'd stick his foot in a ground hog hole and break his leg. So we were trying to prevent that, too. But we finally scared ourselves. We didn't realize we were nuts.

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.

My god-life! who can understand eve one little minute of it? 'don't try' he said 'just pretend you understand.

Thank God for novelists. Thank God there are people willing to write everything down. Otherwise, so much would be forgotten.

Just because we think we're so wonderful doesn't mean we really are. We could be really terrible animals and just never admit it because it would hurt so much.