. . . but the Universe is an awfully big place. There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree.

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

I would not be interested in writing if I didn't feel that what I wrote was an act of good citizenship or an attempt, at any rate, to be a good citizen.

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.