I like a woman with priorities.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

Our Quakers love us. We're big with the Quakers. It's all about cleanliness.

Everyone's hip to the fact that we all do things to accentuate our looks - and it's much more accepted.

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

I'm all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But if I'm going to stab my gay brother in the back who isn't butch and who maybe acts a little bit more effeminate, what good is that?