I don't think I had a script on 'King Kong.' But usually you read a script and then you go and audition for it. It's rare when there's no script. I sort of like the latter better, because I'm more successful at it.

I also played two years of high school football but I wasn't very, how shall I say it, talented.

Television, cable, features are always out there.

Everything moves a little quicker in Los Angeles.

What, am I supposed to run around in a little red cape and save the world?

Look, isn't there any way you can just stamp me as not crazy and let me get outta here.

Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier.