Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful."

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.