You know, when Arnold Palmer came on TV with an old tractor and told me to buy Pennzoil, I bought that, and when Dale Jarrett advertises UPS, I can go along with that, too. But I don't think having an 18-year-old, somebody who's probably gotten five packages in his life and they were all 'Girls Gone Wild' videos, tell me what delivery service I should use would have much effect on me.

The truth is, the longer it goes, the harder it gets.

When someone's got your rear tires off the ground, you don't have much traction.

Jack Roush is the only guy that could keep Matt Kenseth from winning races.

We lost one child and we gained ten thousand children.

Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal

Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids.