I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.

Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed to it -The Scarecrow - The Marvellous Land Of Oz by L. Frank Baum pg 103 chapter 13

There is no place like home.

We consider a prisoner unfortunate. He is unfortunate in two ways-because he has done something wrong and because he is deprived of his liberty. Therefore we should treat him kindly, because of his misfortune, for otherwise he would become hard and bitter and would not be sorry he had done wrong.

You are welcome, most noble Sorceress, to the land of the Munchkins. We are so grateful to you for having killed the Wicked Witch of the East, and for setting our people free from bondage.

No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all.

A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.