Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody.

I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.

When I was young I longed to write a great novel that should win me fame. Now that I am getting old my first book is written to amuse children.

Beautiful things may be admired, if not loved.

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

If you only have brains on your head you would be as good a man as any of them, and a better man than some of them. Brains are the only things worth having in this world, no matter whether one is a crow or a man.

Lions and tigers, and bears, oh my! - Dorothy in Wizard of Oz