Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.

If you're more than three feet away from a housefly, it can't see you.

First truck called a 'pick-up' was an International Harvester S in 1921.

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover.