We must oppose programs that would take food from the mouths of younger generations to buy prescription drugs for old people, and we must do it... for the children.

This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs.

[E]lections amount to little more than choosing between the scum that floats to the top of the barrel and the dregs that settle to the bottom.

Once you've taken a public stand you know is right, never back down; anything less than a rock-hard stance will let your enemies nibble you to death.

I'll remind you all, however, that for government, existence is a privilege, not a right.

The only hope we have is the Internet. We must strive to keep it free.

Choose your allies carefully: it's highly unlikely that you'll ever be held morally, legally, or historically accountable for the actions of your enemies.