This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs.

Politicians need human misery. ... Government's a disease masquerading as its own cure.

Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand.

What I want to accomplish artistically amounts to nothing more than fulfilling the promise of the American Revolution.

It is individuals who must be encouraged to undertake the unprecedented - and unprecedentedly profitable - effort to prevent the annihilation of the human race.

I have a recurring daymare that when the Glorious People's SWAT Teams smash their way in, most of us - by which I mean members of the general freedom movement - will be caught flatfooted, sitting in our underwear behind our computer monitors, guzzling Jolt and gorging on Cheetos, while arguing with our friends and enemies online about immigration or abortion, two of the issues that the Lefties know they can always rely on to keep that general freedom movement divided and powerless.

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.