Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?

If things were a little better known and understood, we would all lead happier lives.

There were very, very large sums of money that I made when I was very young - 15 million published works and a great many successful movies don't make nothin'.

The handling of a problem seems to be simply the increase of ability to confront the problem and when the problem can be totally confronted it no longer exists.

People who tell you that control is bad are trying to tell you that automobile accidents and industrial accidents are good.

In any event, any person from 2.0 down on the Tone Scale should not have, in any thinking society, any civil rights of any kind, because by abusing those rights he brings into being arduous and strenuous laws which are oppressive to those who need no such restraints.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.