Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

You want to raise your child in such a way that you don't have to control him, so that he will be in full possession of himself at all times. Upon that depends his good behavior, his health, his sanity.

The third principle is that any philosophic knowledge is only valuable if it is true or if it works.

There is nothing wrong with being the most important person under the sun if everybody else is just as important as you are.

I have all the world around me. My walls are 180 East Longitude and 90 North and 90 South Latitude.... Adventure is my guidon.

There were very, very large sums of money that I made when I was very young - 15 million published works and a great many successful movies don't make nothin'.

Scientology...is not a religion.