Who said the road doesn’t have bumps? It can still be traveled. So people can fall down: it doesn’t mean they can’t get up again and keep going.

Moses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol.

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage coupled with the fact that he smokes.

People who tell you that control is bad are trying to tell you that automobile accidents and industrial accidents are good.

If a person thinks he can be happy without making those around him happy, he's crazy.

You can remember times when you were a kid, when life looked too doggoned deliciously beautiful to be left alone. So you could feel like that again if you worked at it.