You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps.

Affection can no more spoil a child than the sun could be put out by a bucket of gasoline.

You make New Year's resolutions. And you make them into the teeth of old resolutions which were different. Then you don't keep your new resolutions and you tell yourself you are weak-willed. You aren't weak-willed, you are simply obeying yourself as of yesterday.

Scientology does not teach you. It only reminds you. For the information was yours in the first place.

Darwin found out that when you took horses up to the high country in the Middle East, they would then grow long hair after a season or two. But when you took them - these long-haired horses - back into the low, hot country, they wouldn't get rid of the long hair, just in case, for about four generations.

Communication is the root of marital success from which a strong union can grow, and noncommunicatio n is the rock on which the ship will bash out her keel.

There's only one remedy for crime — get rid of the psychs! They are causing it!