Learning locked in mildewed books is of little use to anyone and therefore of no value unless it can be used.

If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.

Probably the most neglected friend you have is you.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

You can put these things into the hands of some Chinese and send him to Hong Kong and we'll have cleared chinks.

As long as life has the level of being a game, you can play it.

Of all the ills of man which can be successfully processed by Scientology, arthritis ranks near the top. In skilled hands, this ailment, though misunderstood and dreaded in the past, already has begun to become history. Twenty-five hours of Scientology by an auditor who fairly understands how to process arthritis can be said to produce an invariable alleviation of the condition. Some cases, even severe ones, have responded in as little as two hours of processing, according to reports from auditors in the field.