Probably the most neglected friend you have is you. And yet every man, before he can be a true friend to the world, must first become a friend to himself.

The greatest ability in the whole human race and all amongst the livingness, is the ability to help.

The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do nothing.

A good Dianetic auditor can take a broken-down, sorrow-drenched lady of thirty-eight and knock out her past periods of physical and mental pain and have on his hands somebody who appears to be twenty-five-and a bright, cheerful twenty-five at that.

All men shall be my slaves! All women shall succumb to my charms! All mankind shall grovel at my feet and not know why!

A suppressing person isn't critical. A suppressing person is a person who denies the rights of others.

If you want to make a little money, write a book. If you want to make a lot of money, create a religion.