There's only one remedy for crime — get rid of the psychs! They are causing it!

Moses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol.

It is a remarkable fact, a scientific fact, that the healthiest children come from the happiest mothers.

There is no more ethical group on this planet than ourselves.

That which one fears becomes one's master.

There is no national problem in the world today which cannot be resolved by reason alone.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.