Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect. It's not real life.
Lady GagaEverybody always laughs because I feel so much more comfortable with, like, a giant paper bag on my whole body and paint on my face. Sometimes I try really hard to take it all off. But inevitably what's underneath is still not a straight edge. And I don't think it ever will be.
Lady Gaga