My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

I'm telling you a lie in a vicious effort that you will repeat my lie over and over until it becomes true

Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope they like it!

just remember: i love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby.

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

I don't consider my own clothing to be outrageous. The truth is that people just don't have the same references that I do. To me it's very beautiful and it's art, and to them it's outrageous and crazy.

People want you to fail.