Applause was designed to bemuse and confuse you until it explodes into a chorus that reminds us why we love pop music.

You ought to pity me 'cause there's always one man to love/ But in the bedroom the size of him's more than enough.

The way that I sing, what I sing about, what I wear, who I am, this is me. I was born this way.

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

They can't scare me, if I scare them first.

I already am a product.

And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in the Philippines. I love it here!