Sunblock! I don't like to tan my face because it's bad for wrinkles.
Some of you will stay with me forever, but some of you ... WILL BETRAY ME.
You think I'm going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex and lip sync? No way.
My mother always wanted to give back.
I don't like talking to celebrities.
Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down.