Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope they like it!

Bare your struggles very close to your heart and have them be a part of you that you’re proud of instead of something that you’re ashamed of.

I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor.

I'm drawn to bad romances.

Let the blood and the bruises define your legacy.

I’m not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.

I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.