Some of you will stay with me forever, but some of you ... WILL BETRAY ME.

I already am a product.

I don't see myself in terms of artifice. I see myself as a real person who chooses to live my life in an open way - artistically.

In my work and what I do, I am Queen of the Universe every day!

In my show I announce, 'People say Lady Gaga is a lie, and they are right. I am a lie. And every day I kill to make it true.'

I often think people don't know what to think of me, and in fact this is precisely the objective of many of my creations. Even back in the days with Lady Starlight, my original partner, we aimed to bemuse. This feeling of bemusement - it's neither good nor bad. It just is. Whether critics realize it or not, they've been in a very long argument since my public birth.

Off to the STUDIO in my new whip.