It works better for me to be nervous and hungry.

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.

Pain is only temporary. Quitting is forever!

At this point of my life, I'm not out to protect anybody. I'm out to protect seven people, and they all have the last name Armstrong.

How many times do I have to say it? … Well, it can't be any clearer than 'I've never taken drugs.'

If you go to Wikipedia and you look at the Tour de France, there's this huge block in World War One with no winners, and there's another block in World War Two. And then it seems like there's another world war.

I still don't get golf.