If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

I've given gifts in the Tour de France and it's come back to bit me. So no gifts.

I'm not willing to put a percentage on the chances but I will no longer rule it out.

I think I bit off more than I could chew. I thought the marathon would be easier. For the level of condition that I have now... that was without a doubt the hardest physical thing I have ever done.

There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer, if you have 10 people cheering and one person booing, all you hear is the booing.