It was a great opportunity that I had to take - my very own theater. That comes along once in a lifetime. It doesn't even seem like 15 years ago - time sure flies by. I've really had a lot of fun with it.

I'm very happy to be employed. I always contend that in show business that if you're employed, then you're successful.

I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.

The dove act? I'm still working on it. I don't think it's perfect yet. I got my first pair of doves when I was 14 years old. That was the beginning of the formation of that act. So it's been 24 years now that I've been working on it.

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!

I am very impressed by the thinking that went into The Clarity Box. David Regal is diabolical.

That's kind of what we have here. I think we've just grown apart, we have different philosophies, and we're going in different directions.