I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed me bang in the face.

One of the great difficulties about being a member of a minority race is that so many kindhearted, well-meaning bores gather around to help.

What happens to a dream deferred?

Gather up In the arms of your love—Those who expect No love from above.

Wear it Like a banner For the proud? Not like a shroud.

Folks, I'm telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean- so get yourself a little loving in between.