I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.

I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them.

I love talking about myself.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

I am a very selfish person.

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.