I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.

I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room.

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it.