He'd always thought Roag was one rat short of a plague.

I don’t care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.

So,uh, where am I, exactly ? And what do you plan on doing with me ?" "You're at Underworld General Hospital. As you can probably guess, we specialize in nonhuman medical care. Our location is secret, so don't ask." "UGH ? Your hospital is called 'ugh' ? Oh, that's precious.

Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-

...and horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush. He needed to kill something.

Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.