She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

I'm also a sex demon. I didn't go blind when I took a mate

...and horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush. He needed to kill something.

What are you talking about, Sin? You don't want anyone to own you... Or your heart?' She laughed bitterly, and entered the Harrowgate. 'I don't have a heart for anyone to take.

You volunteering to play Big Gulp? ~Wraith

The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato.