If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke.

I'm addicted to winning. The more you win, the more you want to win.

Really great blogs do not take the place of great microprocessors. Great blogs do not replace great software. Lots and lots of blogs does not replace lots and lots of sales.

I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it?

The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it? It's complete gibberish. It's insane. When is this idiocy going to stop?

If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.

The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion.