At that time I was making the largest salary known on television and I didn't want to see it die because those were the years paying off when I wasn't making anything.

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that. The first three years were wonderful, the rest were just money making and having fun.

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

Well yes so far, I was recently in Germany and they had me do six book signings a day and that was too much so I had them cut it down to about three. It becomes taxing at times but its a lot of fun and you meet a lot of nice people.

I have thousands and thousands of hats. Some are the most outrageous hats in the world. They are my disguise. I hide beneath them.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.