Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it.

Before I tried LSD, I'd been going to a psychologist for a couple of years. I found out about success that you have to fight for it a lot, then when you achieve it, you can't give up the fight.

Well yes so far, I was recently in Germany and they had me do six book signings a day and that was too much so I had them cut it down to about three. It becomes taxing at times but its a lot of fun and you meet a lot of nice people.

When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town.

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.