Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Oil rich boys . . . had a nice, sweet smile but when you finished meeting with them your socks were missing and you hadn't even noticed they'd taken your boots.

Marijuana you can give up, I've given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.

I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it.

It's my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe I've given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Don't worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan.

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.